Dog Logic

I really wanted to get a bulldog but my extra loving wife said we can't have one right now because we are planning to go to the Philippines in a few months. She doesn't want to get a puppy and then have to leave it with someone for a month while we are away. I am planning on getting one before we leave Korea and head back home to the U.S. It has always been my dream to have an English bulldog but because the stateside price is so outrageously high(and they wonder why there are puppy mills), I refuse to pay that much money for a dog. The price here is really reasonable and the dogs look great.

I have a few friends that prefer having a cat instead of a dog, I think that is insane. A cat could never hold a candle to a dog when it comes to companionship and just being a good friend. Dogs truly are man's best friend. That's brings to mind something else........they say that diamonds are a girls best friend. I wonder why we get dogs and they get diamonds. Think about it....

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people. - Anonymous Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise . - Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.. That's almost $21 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret